I don't normally do these, but.. this is just SO worth it.

Using the name Oracle

1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
It Makes your Oracle Smack (oh my)

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
The Good Oracle kids go for. (SHIT!! guess i really AM a Cougar)

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
Chocolate Oracle since 1911. (yeah baby yeah)

4. How would you answer a booty call?
We do Oracle right. (oh... ohohohohohohohohoooo~)

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
We bring Oracle to life (that.. what?)

6. To someone you dislike?
All Oracle, All the Time. (TAKE THAT, BITCH)

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?
Get more from Oracle. (TAKE MY PEE)

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
Make the Most of Oracle (don't ground me- love me!)

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
Tough on dirt, gentle on Oracle (but i can't pass a test!)

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
The Oracle that Smiles back (THAT MEANS YES)

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
I'm a secret Oracle drinker (no.. comment..)

12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...
We build Oracle (OHHH, BURN)

1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
I Think, Therefore Ren (HAHA yes.)

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
Big Chocolate Ren. (WH- WHAT- I DON'T-)

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
Sweet as the Moment When the Ren Went "Pop". (I-I think that means "COOL,MAN")

4. How would you answer a booty call?
Make Every Ren Count. (fffff I'm only available three times a week. MAKE IT LAAAAST)

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
They Drink Ren In The Congo (Man I'm that foreign and awesome)

6. To someone you dislike?
I'm not Just the Ren, I'm a Member. (BETTER THAN YOU BITCH)

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?
Let Your Fingers Do the Walking Through the Ren. (I…Need some privacy with my Axil,I guess? I DON'T KNOW OKAY)

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
We Build Ren. (I was busy cloning myself. :I )

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
Now with 50% more Ren! (Does that mean I'm made of fail?)

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
Pleasing Ren the World Over. (OH YOU ARE BABY YOU ARE)

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
You Can On a Ren, Can Do! (I never liked them anyways. *sob*)

12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...
Because So Much Is Riding On Your Ren. ( )

13. What are the best words to describe you?
Clunk Click, every Oracle (THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE IF YOU KNOW ME)

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
Good to the Last Oracle (i think it's a documentary.)

15. Your last words before you die...
The loudest noise comes from the electric Oracle (i'm coming back in a robot body, bitches!!)

16. Your message to a special someone..
Have you had you Oracle today? (If not, i can fix that, bby)

17. Title of this post will be..
Oracle - Australian for Beer (GOING DRINKING WITH KEELO KTHXBAI)